someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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pantherwhales-spout:

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

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ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

Or not

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

Or not

Fearless - Speak Now - Red

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My ambition was to start a new book with the next album and not just a new chapter. I’ve surprised myself a little because we’ve already put together a lot of songs, and I feel like the album has taken on this new sound which was what I was looking for. Cite Arrow Taylor Swift on her 5th Album | Candy Magazine May 2014 (x)

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your fuckin horoscope

thefuuuucomics:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

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bitchesaloud:




Lol

bitchesaloud:

Lol

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I tell my assistant “I’m busy! unless it’s Jesus or Taylor (Swift) don’t bother me” Cite Arrow Scott Borchetta (x)

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HQ Candy Magazine Scans, May 2014 (x)

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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